Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar, β your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. β What's a-poppin'? β It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check in. β I think we can all agree that last year sucked β for a number of reasons. β So I thought of a few ways you guys can make it up to me. β One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. β I'm not ..
