𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓰

I hate you! ​ What is going on? What happened? ​ Aravind? We weren't expecting you till tomorrow morning. ​ Devi, why are you screaming at your uncle? ​ Uh, cause he scared the crap out of me. ​ What are you doing here, Aravind Periyappa? ​ Currently, I'm looking for mustard. ​ He's also here to be the male chaperone for Prashant's visit. ​ Hey, let me help you. You come. Sit, sit. ​ You must be..

To the untrained eye, ​ it seemed like Devi had just bailed on her best friends to help a boy... ​ ...who, five minutes ago, ​ wanted nothing to do with her. ​ Are you coming to the drama room? ​ Just had to do one quick thing. It's super important. ​ I'll be there in, like, ten minutes. ​ But as you can see, she had a plan. ​ She could help out Paxton and Eleanor. ​ And doesn't that make her an..

[school bell rings] ​ [McEnroe] The day after the hottest guy in school calls you out ​ for lying about having sex with him, ​ you're gonna wanna keep a low profile, ​ which according to Devi ​ meant dressing like a celebrity leaving LAX. ​ Since the whole school now knew what a psycho liar she was, ​ Devi felt like her only move was to be completely invisible, ​ perhaps until graduation. ​ [roc..

[man] This is Ben Gross. ​ He's a 15-year-old boy from Sherman Oaks, California, ​ and I am American actor, producer, writer, ​ and fake rapper Andy Samberg. ​ What can I say? I wear a lot of hats. Now, you may be asking yourself, ​ "Why is Andy Samberg narrating the story of this particular boy?" ​ Well, honestly, his dad's my lawyer, and I owe him a favor, ​ but Ben seems like a good kid, so, ..

[McEnroe] Even though her family had a nice time at Ganesh Puja, ​ Nalini had not forgiven Devi for drinking at a no-parents party ​ and being bitten by a coyote. ​ So Devi was grounded and forced to become a house servant. ​ Currently, she was on ironing duty. ​ Man, this is boring. ​ I’m a tennis commentator, not a golf commentator. ​ You know what? We’re gonna jump ship and check in with Fabi..

[knocking on door] ​ -What? Mom, I'm fast asleep! -[book thuds on floor] ​ You don't look like you're asleep. ​ Paxton? ​ What are you doing here? ​ I'm doing exactly what I said I'd do. ​ I'm here to have sex with you. ​ ["Dancing On The Limit" by Prizes] playing ​ [inhales] ​ [exhales] Whoa. ​ Wow. ​ ​ ​ Your body looks so good in that over-sized t-shirt. ​ ♪ Make me cry ♪ ​ And is that... ​ -..

Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar, ​ your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. ​ What's a-poppin'? ​ It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check in. ​ I think we can all agree that last year sucked ​ for a number of reasons. ​ So I thought of a few ways you guys can make it up to me. ​ One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. ​ I'm not ..