To the untrained eye,
β
it seemed like Devi had just bailed
on her best friends to help a boy...
β
...who, five minutes ago,
β
wanted nothing to do with her.
β
Are you coming to the drama room?
β
Just had to do one quick thing.
It's super important.
β
I'll be there in, like, ten minutes.
β
But as you can see,
she had a plan.
β
She could help out Paxton and Eleanor.
β
And doesn't that make her
an even better friend,
β
nay, a better person?
β
β
β
Hi, Paxton. You said you needed me.
β
It's not me who needs you. It's my sister.
β
-What?
-She's applying to fashion school,
β
and was gonna shoot her portfolio today,
β
but none of her coworkers showed up
to help.
β
Wait. Your text made it seem like
this was an emergency.
β
I mean, it's a fashion emergency.
β
A fashion emergency?
β
I just ditched my friends for this.
β
Come on. Look, she's really upset.
β
All right?
The photographer's already here, paid for.
β
-And since you've met Rebecca--
-Paxton, I can't.
β
Please. Look, it won't take that long.
β
You just have to model
a few outfits.
β
β
β
Wait. Model?
β
You want me to model?
β
Devi. Thank you.
β
You're a lifesaver.
β
Okay, but we have to do this fast.
β
What is that?
β
Tyra says the broken-down baby doll
is the most editorial look.
β
Can you just, like, stand normal?
β
Like catalog? Sure.
β
You're doing great, Devi.
β
Don't need the hands in the face.
β
Or in the hair.
β
Okay, just stand flat to camera
β
with your arms at your side
like a paper doll.
β
Kinda thought this would be
more of a collab, but okay.
β
You look good.
β
'Cause these clothes are sick.
β
When you become a famous designer,
could I be your muse,
β
like Bella Hadid is for Dior?
β
I'll probably just get a real model.
β
Fair enough.
β
I don't know, Becca.
She's kinda pulling it off.
β
Too many teeth.
I can see all of your teeth.
β
Please close your mouth.
β
That's it. It's over.
I'm giving up acting.
β
Say goodbye to my little friend!
β
Hope you enjoyed that
because that was my final impression.
β
That's all folks!
β
Okay, that was my last impression.
β
Eleanor, come on,
that's a little dramatic.
β
You're right.
β
I shouldn't be so dramatic.
β
Because from this point on,
β
drama is no longer part of my life.
β
Hello. My name is Eleanor.
β
My favorite color is beige,
and my dream is to be an accountant.
β
Oh, God. Where's Devi?
β
She was supposed to be here
an hour ago.
β
What the hell?
β
Thanks for helping out today.
β
It was awesome.
β
Did I do okay?
β
Rebecca seemed really happy.
β
I don't want to make this weird,
β
but, like, thanks for not telling people
I lied about us.
β
Well, I don't fake kiss and tell.
β
Does this mean we can be friends again?
β
Yeah. We're good.
β
Devi felt relieved.
β
She had dug herself out of a hole
with Paxton,
β
and while there might be no chance
of romance anymore,
β
at least she had a friend,
β
because after all,
isn't friendship the most important--
β
You're at Paxton's house?
β
Oh, God. Fab and Eleanor.
β
I gotta go.
β
See you at school.
β
Stop.
β
You don't get to keep the clothes.
β
Well, I think Gisele usually gets
an outfit for her troubles, so...
β
Okay.
β
Here's the birthday boy.
β
Do you like your cake?
β
Yeah, I love it. It's, uh... It's me.
β
I didn't know who you were
a fan of these days,
β
so I decided to have it made
after my favorite star.
β
Oh, I want a photo of you
next to your cake head.
β
Oh, okay.
β
Oh, honey, don't lean back.
That's not attractive.
β
There you go. Yes!
β
Listen, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry.
β
We have to go away on your birthday.
β
The moved up the launch
of 2 Chainz's new line of spiced rum,
β
and he says he needs me there.
β
Yeah, but we could cancel
if you want us to.
β
Because I would be more than happy
to not go to the Caribbean today...
β
and just stay here with my baby boy.
β
Bubelah, you say the word,
β
I'll get 2 on the phone
and tell him I'm not coming.
β
No, you should go.
Sixteen's not like a big birthday.
β
Uh, it's fine.
We can celebrate when you get back.
β
Are you sure?
β
Okay. Well, you know what?
β
If we're gonna be out of town,
you should throw yourself a party.
β
Absolutely!
β
-You have to have a party.
-No, I don't think so.
β
What?
β
When I was in high school,
I would've killed to have a birthday party
β
in a nice house like this.
β
I'll think about it.
β
You guys should get going.
You're gonna miss your plane.
β
Oh, Howard, why don't you give him
some cash, you know, so he doesn't starve.
β
Thousand dollars sound good?
β
But if you need more, just call.
β
Happy birthday, my favorite son.
β
- You know, he's your only son.
- That's why he's my favorite.
β
I know, but it sounds like
you have other children.
β
- Love you.
- Bye, bye.
β
Have you seen Eleanor and Fabiola?
β
Sorry, I haven't.
β
Then again, my eyes can't really pick up
anything below six.
β
Ben, I don't have time to listen
to you pretend to have standards.
β
What's going on? Are you okay?
β
Birthday acknowledgment, Ben.
β
-Uh, thanks.
-I don't want to presume it's a happy one.
β
It's okay if it's a sad one
or a neutral one.
β
Okay.
β
However you're feeling is right.
β
Just have a day.
β
Is it your birthday?
Why didn't you say something?
β
This is the one day
I have to be nice to you.
β
Then why did you punch me?
β
That was a friendship punch.
β
So, are you gonna
have a party or something?
β
Yeah, I don't really make a big deal
about birthdays.
β
I'm sort of a low-key man of mystery.
β
You Instagrammed your PSAT score.
β
Only to inspire others
to try to achieve the impossible.
β
Yo, Devi.
β
Rebecca uploaded your pictures
to her Wix site. You want to see?
β
You look great here.
β
You know what, David?
β
I actually think
I am going to have a party tonight.
β
-Really?
-Yeah.
β
So you should come if you want.
β
Okay. Awesome.
β
I'll be there.
β
Can Paxton come?
β
Yeah, definitely.
β
Cool. And how about Trent?
β
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
β
Anyone can come.
Party at my house tonight.
β
Guys...
β
I know you're mad at me,
β
but I did come
to the drama room eventually.
β
I can't believe you ditched us for him.
β
I know, and I am really sorry,
but Paxton had an emergency too.
β
Was it worse than having your mom
abandon you?
β
Let's see.
Paxton's emergency was a fun photo shoot,
β
so no, it was not worse
than having your mom abandon you.
β
Keep your mouth shut, Devi.
β
I'll make it up to you guys.
Did you hear about Ben's party?
β
We can go together.
β
We can get everyone drunk
with Fabiola's bomb beer pong skills.
β
We are going to the party, Devi,
but not with you.
β
Eleanor, what are you wearing?
β
You look like a sad librarian.
β
I'm different since I quit the play.
β
I'm no longer a creative person,
β
therefore, I no longer require
a colorful appearance.
β
Listen, I know I've been a bad friend,
β
- but I really--
- Yeah, you have.
β
You just promised
that you'd be there for us
β
and then immediately blew us off.
β
I didn't really blow you guys off.
I just had--
β
Eric was more compassionate
to Eleanor's pain than you were.
β
He gave her a baggy of gummy worms
to cheer her up.
β
They were very old, and hard,
and covered with lint.
β
I did not eat them.
β
We're supposed to be best friends.
I left a funeral to be by your side
β
after Nick Jonas married an Indian woman
that wasn't you.
β
That was very hard on me.
β
Oh, yeah? Guess what? My mother leaving
was pretty hard on me too.
β
Of course. I know that,
and I am so sorry--
β
Fabiola and I are gonna take
a friend break from you.
β
I beg your P?
β
We just need some space right now.
β
Maybe losing us will make you appreciate
our friendship a little bit more.
β
I just think it's super unfair of them
to stop speaking to me.
β
Well, you did abandon them
to do an amateur fashion show
β
for a boy you barely even know.
β
But I said I was sorry.
β
If women didn't accept
each other's apologies,
β
The View would grind to a halt.
β
Okay, so you want to talk about
how to make it better with them?
β
No. I don't care.
β
I'm just gonna go to this party tonight
and hang out with my cooler friends,
β
like Paxton and Trent.
β
We're more alike anyways.
β
I find it a little hard to believe
β
that losing both your best friends
isn't bothering you at all.
β
Well, believe it, because I give zero F's.
β
I think you give many F's.
β
If that were me,
β
I'd be scared to lose two more people
that were that close to me.
β
You're bringing it back to my dad,
aren't you?
β
I am.
β
I'd be a bad therapist if I didn't.
β
Devi, listen.
β
You were so traumatized
by your dad's death,
β
you lost the use of your legs
for three months.
β
Yeah, I know.
What does that have to do with anything?
β
This thing with your friends,
β
baby girl, that's your grief.
β
So, my dad dies,
and suddenly, my friends are bitches?
β
Devi, you are so desperate
to not feel sad,
β
you've made your whole world
about this boy.
β
I'm a teenager.
β
My whole world is about boys.
β
I want you to allow yourself
β
to acknowledge the pain
you so clearly feel.
β
So you're saying I should get over
my sadness by getting really sad?
β
Why would I do that?
β
So I can be miserable and realize
the person I love the most
β
is never ever coming back?
β
Yes!
β
Because I think that would help you heal.
β
Well, I think I should get
a different therapist.
β
And I think you might be right.
β
What?
β
I want the best for you.
β
You know that.
β
But maybe you would benefit
from a different approach.
β
Are you serious?
You're breaking up with me too?
β
-Oh, this is not a breakup.
-You know what?
β
This is perfect.
I've always hated coming here.
β
So, peace out. See you never.
β
It's ticking.
β
Good work, Kamala.
β
Wow, this grandfather clock
is so handsome.
β
Almost makes me blush.
β
What's going on?
Why do we have a spooky Scooby-Doo clock?
β
Kamala's future husband
is visiting tomorrow,
β
and I thought the house could do
with a little touch of elegance.
β
He's not my future husband yet.
He's a potential future husband.
β
To that end,
do not touch the clock, Devi.
β
I'm returning it to the store
as soon as Prashant leaves.
β
Sure. Well, it feels like I'll just
be in your way if I stay here tonight.
β
Maybe I should go over to Eleanor's
for a study session.
β
We have un million French verbs
to conjugate over le weekend.
β
Verbs like "to party"?
β
"To drink alcohol"?
β
"To try opioids"?
β
Uh-huh, yes.
I know Ben Gross is having a party.
β
I'm a dermatologist.
Half my patients are acne-faced teenagers,
β
and boy, do they love to talk.
β
But it's Ben's birthday,
β
and you know how sad and lonely he is.
β
If I don't go, he might hurt himself.
β
The only person
who hurts themselves at parties is you.
β
The last one you were at,
you got bitten by a coyote,
β
the cousin of the wolf!
β
So you will stay here,
and you will study with Kamala,
β
the cousin of you.
β
That's so unfair.
β
Oh, actually, I was planning to work
at the Caltech library tonight.
β
Why don't you just work here?
β
I'm paying through my nose
for ultra-fast internet.
β
Someone should use it.
β
Sorry, Nalini Auntie.
Of course, I'll stay here
β
and take advantage
of your top-notch Wi-Fi.
β
Great. So you'll supervise Devi.
β
Where will you be?
β
I am taking my nurses
to see the musical Waitress
β
as a bonding exercise.
β
Apparently, American workplaces
need fun perks
β
to keep the employees interested
in earning a paycheck.
β
Anyway, I'll be home by 11:00,
β
and I expect you to be in bed by then.
β
Oh!
β
Hey, Trent. Hey, Marcus.
β
Uh, can I get a cup of that punch?
β
Oh, it's not punch. It's grandma juice,
β
'cause one sip makes you demented.
β
-Right?
-Ooh.
β
Whoa, like, whoa.
β
Tell me what you think, bro.
β
Exactly.
β
How is your grandma, Trent?
β
She has her good days.
β
While most of her classmates
partied the night away at Ben's,
β
Devi was trapped at home
with only her calculator as company.
β
Dammit.
β
But even the calculator
died of boredom.
β
Kamala, where are the batteries?
β
Kamala, batteries!
β
Kamala!
β
Whoa. Kamala?
β
Devi!
β
Uh, this is my co-worker, Steve.
β
We're doing some research.
β
On how to hook up?
β
Oh, God.
β
I can't imagine what you must think of me.
β
I'm so ashamed.
β
Um, I think you're friggin' cool.
β
You snuck a boy into the house.
Have you done that before?
β
-No.
-Yep. I know the whole roof by touch.
β
Steve!
β
Holy shit.
β
This is amazing.
β
You're not perfect.
β
You're bad like me.
β
Steve, why don't
you go downstairs and get a snack?
β
Oh, I'm not hungry. Thank you.
β
I obviously need to talk to my cousin!
β
Oh.
β
Gotcha. Will do.
β
Wow, Kamala. Wow!
β
Okay, so now you know I have
a secret boyfriend.
β
I wouldn't normally bring him
into the house while anyone was awake,
β
but he's been feeling insecure
because Prashant is coming.
β
Oh, my God. Right.
β
You're in a legit love triangle.
β
It's not a triangle.
β
It's more of a line and a dot
if you're really going to graph it.
β
But Prashant is just a formality
to appease my parents.
β
But I'm not going to marry him.
β
He's a complete stranger.
β
No offense, Kamala,
but I finally respect you.
β
That's very rude, Devi.
β
So, would you mind
not telling your mom about this?
β
Right.
β
I'm gonna have to blackmail you.
β
Devi had bought herself
two hours at Ben's party.
β
Unfortunately, those two hours began
with her very uncool arrival.
β
Promise me you'll be home by 11:00.
β
If you're late, I can't protect you
from "you know who."
β
I promise.
I'll make sure I'm home before my mom.
β
Hey, Kamala,
β
thanks for being cool
about me blackmailing you.
β
Don't drink too many sodas,
or you'll be up all night.
β
- Don't be up with Steve all night.
- Ugh!
β
Devi felt excited
about going to the party of the year.
β
That is until she remembered
that her best friends were coming,
β
and they currently hated her,
β
but hey, this was a rager.
Maybe she wouldn't even see them.
β
Oh.
β
Hi.
β
Hi.
β
'Sup, Devi?
You just missed our pre-game.
β
We ate nachos and watched two SpongeBobs.
β
What? Oh, right.
We're supposed to be mad at her.
β
Beat it, Vishwakumar.
β
Um, I really like your suit, Fab.
β
Thanks.
β
Hey, Eleanor, I heard that
there were drinks by the pool.
β
Oh... yes.
β
Wow. I'm sensing
a lot of tension right now.
β
David! You came.
β
Welcome to mi casa.
β
Wow. Like, I knew you were rich,
β
but this is like the house they live in
in The Bachelor.
β
Wait. Is it that house?
β
No, but it was used
in a Peloton commercial once.
β
Here, let me give you a tour.
β
Take a right.
β
Oh, my God.
Is this a friggin' screening room?
β
Can you imagine watching Finding Nemo
on this?
β
He'd be like this big.
β
Thanks. My dad tore down
a historical landmark to build it.
β
Aren't your parents gonna be pissed
you threw a huge party here?
β
Oh, nah.
β
They're the ones who told me to throw it.
β
I think they feel guilty
about ditching me on my birthday.
β
Oh. I'm sorry. That sucks.
β
I'm used to it.
β
My life's kinda like Home Alone,
β
but if the parents realized
that Kevin got left behind,
β
and they just like stayed in Paris.
β
That's messed up, dude.
β
Well, I brought you a present.
β
My mom would be mad
if she found out I came here,
β
but she'd kill me if I came empty-handed.
β
Wow. Thank you.
β
It's actually the only present I got
other than a postcard from my dentist.
β
Happy birthday, Ben.
β
Whoa!
β
Were you just trying to kiss me?
β
Uh... No. Yes, I'm sorry.
β
I don't...
I don't know what I was thinking.
β
Just forget I did that.
β
It's cool.
β
It's cool?
β
Ben! What the hell?
β
Don't you have a girlfriend?
β
Yeah. I'm an idiot. Um...
β
Okay. Now it's weird.
β
You've made it weird.
β
I'm just gonna go get a drink.
β
Hey, I'm really sorry. I'm kinda drunk.
β
Yeah, I can tell.
β
No, I'm serious.
I had way too much of Trent's punch.
β
Don't drink that, by the way.
β
Why? Is it laced with something?
β
No, Trent just put his balls in it.
β
See, they're all laughing
at anyone who drinks it now.
β
Oh! She's about to drink it.
β
Fabiola, no!
β
What the hell, Devi?
β
This suit is Anjelica Huston for Kohl's.
β
I spent all my science fair winnings
on it.
β
I'm sorry.
β
-Trent put his balls in--
-I don't care.
β
I don't want to hear another weak excuse
about why you're acting crazy.
β
What does that mean?
β
-Fabiola, let's just go. Come on.
-No!
β
I'm popping off.
β
I just wanted one night
where I wasn't sucked into your drama,
β
and now I am drenched in it.
β
Not everything is about you
and your problems!
β
My problems?
β
I'm so sorry it's such an inconvenience
for you that my dad died.
β
Yeah, I know he did,
β
but that doesn't give you a free pass
to treat us like crap.
β
I don't treat you guys like crap.
β
You've turned into this fake person
β
that only cares about popularity
and Paxton,
β
and doesn't give a shit
about her real friends,
β
even when Eleanor's mom abandons her,
β
or I say that I'm gay!
β
Wait! What?
β
Dammit.
β
You just made me come out
to our whole class!
β
Um, just to get it out there, I'm gay too.
β
Uh, obvi.
β
That makes sense.
β
We just miss our old friend,
but right now, you're not her.
β
You just seem lost.
β
Huh.
β
You know what? I should've just
let you drink Trent's ball juice.
β
And I'm not lost.
β
I know exactly where I am.
β
Oh!
β
Whoa. That was like a crazy nerd fight.
β
Let's go make out in your parents' room.
Come on.
β
Maybe I could get more punch
and then just turn it into a pink suit?
β
Hey, you're gonna wanna use
baking soda on that.
β
I just stole some from the fridge.
β
Oh... thanks.
β
I'm gonna check on Oliver.
β
So, that was pretty rough out there.
β
Yeah, it was a lot.
β
I'm not used to popping off.
β
It was very tiring.
β
Sure. Coming out to everyone,
β
and then pushing your friend
into the pool,
β
that can take a lot out of you.
β
I didn't push her. She fell.
β
Okay, Big Little Lies.
β
Seriously, though,
β
what you did out there took guts,
even if it was accidental.
β
Thanks.
β
I mean, I came out by getting stoned
and tweeting "me gay now."
β
I know. It's gonna be a really
touching story to tell my children.
β
Eve...
β
I know that I was weird to you before,
β
but if I haven't totally blown it,
β
would you wanna grab food sometime?
β
It doesn't have to be a date.
It can just be--
β
That sounds rad. Let's do it.
β
Aw!
β
I think you guys are gonna have
a really nice time.
β
Thanks for letting me borrow your sweats.
β
This is so embarrassing.
β
You keep having to rescue me at parties.
β
It's not embarrassing for me.
I always come out of it looking cool.
β
At least one of us looks cool.
β
Shit. What time is it?
β
Uh, I'd say 10:43.
β
Dang it. It's 10:45.
β
Crap! I'm supposed to be home by 11:00.
β
I'll take you. I've only had Red Bull,
β
so I'll be better at driving
than a sober person.
β
Okay.
β
Thanks for bringing me home.
β
No problem.
β
Are you okay, by the way?
β
Yeah. The last bit of water
just drained out of my ear.
β
No, I meant about that fight
with your friends.
β
Yeah.
β
I don't know.
β
Right now, it kinda feels like
everyone in my life is just...
β
done with me.
β
Sorry. Forget I said that.
That was weird. I--
β
Um, thanks for the ride and the kiss--
I mean the kiss--
β
I mean the clothes.
β
Yeah, sure.
β
I'll see you Monday, Devi.
β
What?
What the hell just happened?
β
Do you believe in miracles?
β
Paxton Hall-Yoshida
just kissed Devi Vishwakumar.
β
Dr. Ryan and her friends were so wrong.
β
Devi wasn't lost.
β
She was a friggin' sexual conquistador
β
who had just snagged her first kiss
from a teenage Adonis,
β
and as far as she could tell,
β
that Jeep ride
just solved all her problems.
β
Somebody's home late.
β
β
#λΈλ‘κ·Έμ²«μ€ #μμ΄ #μμ΄κ³΅λΆ #λ―Έλ #neverhaveiever #μμ΄κ³΅λΆλ² #μμ΄λ Ένμ° #λ―Έλμλμ
β
#μμ΄λͺ μΈ #λͺ μΈ #νμ€λͺ μΈ #μ’μκΈ #κΈμ #μμ΄κ³΅λΆνΌμνκΈ° #λ·νλ¦μ€λ―ΈλμΆμ²
β
#λ―Έλμμ΄κ³΅λΆ #λ―ΈλμΆμ² #λ―Έκ΅λ¬Έν #μμ΄κ³΅λΆνκΈ°μ’μλ―Έλ #μμ΄ν΄μ
β
#μμ΄κ³΅λΆνΌμνκΈ° #μμ΄νν #μμ΄ννλ¬Έμ₯ #κΈ°μ΄μμ΄
β
'netflex _script' μΉ΄ν κ³ λ¦¬μ λ€λ₯Έ κΈ
never have i ever script ( episode 9 ) (0) | 2021.10.05 |
---|---|
never have i ever script ( episode 7 ) (0) | 2021.10.02 |
never have i ever script ( episode 6 ) (0) | 2021.09.29 |
never have i ever script ( episode 5 ) (0) | 2021.09.24 |
never have i ever script ( episode 2 ) (0) | 2021.09.19 |