I hate you!
β
What is going on? What happened?
β
Aravind? We weren't expecting you
till tomorrow morning.
β
Devi, why are you screaming at your uncle?
β
Uh, cause he scared the crap out of me.
β
What are you doing here,
Aravind Periyappa?
β
Currently, I'm looking for mustard.
β
He's also here to be the male chaperone
for Prashant's visit.
β
Hey, let me help you. You come. Sit, sit.
β
You must be so tired after driving
all the way from San Jose.
β
I'm sorry if I frightened you,
β
β
β
but you left the spare key under the mat.
β
And as the owner of the number two
home security company in San Jose area,
β
I must say your house
is very easy to break into.
β
I know, Aravind. You try and sell me
a security system every visit.
β
What if Prashant came here tomorrow,
β
and found everyone chopped up
into little pieces by a murderer?
β
That would leave him
with a very bad impression of our family.
β
Hey, why did you have to use a spare key?
Why didn't someone let you in?
β
Kamala was asleep. I could hear
her beautiful snoring from upstairs,
β
and Devi just got home.
β
Where were you?
β
And what are you wearing?
β
Uh...
β
Sweats. I went for a run.
β
β
β
- At night?
- At night?
β
You cannot run in Los Angeles at night.
β
This is the city of Charles Manson
and Harvey Weinstein!
β
I think it's okay.
β
The worst criminal in our neighborhood
β
is the lady who watered her lawn
during the drought.
β
I reported her,
and she's been punished accordingly.
β
All right. It's very late.
β
I want to be fresh to meet
Kamala's future husband tomorrow,
β
so let's all get some sleep.
β
I don't know if I can fall asleep
in a house
β
where a burglar can walk in at any time
and murder me,
β
but I will do my best.
β
Good night, Periyappa.
β
Devi mistaking her uncle
for her dad
β
had dug up a memory
she'd buried deep inside.
β
I hate you!
β
She was so rattled by it,
β
she almost forgot
a much more exciting new memory.
β
She just kissed Paxton
fricking Hall fricking Yoshida!
β
Paxton. Think about Paxton.
β
Dammit!
β
Not everything is about you
and your problems!
β
Maybe you would benefit
from a different approach.
β
You've turned into this fake person
β
who doesn't give a shit
about her real friends!
β
I hate you!
β
Looks like
it's gonna be a long night.
β
Devi, come on. Get up.
Prashant's gonna be here in an hour.
β
Mom.
β
Can't I have a little more time?
I barely slept last night.
β
Out of be right now
and put on something nice.
β
How about that pretty dress I got
at Costco
β
while buying our annual supply
of toilet paper?
β
Oh, that dress?
β
It's currently sitting in the back
of Paxton's Jeep, soaked in pool water.
β
Yeah. I can't wear that.
β
I mean, I'll look too good.
β
We want Prashant to fall in love
with Kamala and not me, right?
β
You know what?
Wear whatever you want.
β
But please, just remember,
today is Kamala's day,
β
so let's not have
any of the usual Devi nonsense.
β
I don't know what you mean
by "Devi nonsense."
β
I returned home last night to find you
screaming in your uncle's face.
β
Fair enough.
β
I promise to be on my best behavior.
β
Shit! Maybe it's Paxton,
or Fabiola trying to apologize.
β
And I am taking this to my room.
Don't need you distracted today.
β
What if it's a college
offering early admission?
β
Devi, for once can you please try
not to make my life any harder?
β
I hate you!
β
Kanna, you do not say such things
to your mother.
β
She can say whatever she wants to me
'cause I'm not the irresponsible girl
β
who lost her sheet music
right before her concert started!
β
That doesn't mean I deserve to be grounded
for two weeks.
β
Oh, yes, it does!
β
Maybe it will teach you
not to be so thoughtless!
β
Nalini, please calm down.
β
I will not come down when this child
insists on being such a headache to me!
β
Devi had hoped she'd slept
that memory off, but there it was again.
β
Of all days,
today she needed to be normal.
β
So she had no choice but to shove
that memory back down
β
to where it came from.
β
Yeah. Okay, Mom. I'll be good.
β
Just let me get dressed.
β
Okay. I'm sure whatever you wear
will be very nice.
β
Now, I need to help Kamala get ready.
β
Just gonna rub a little coconut oil
in her hair so she smells like his mother.
β
Steve, you have nothing to worry about.
β
What if this guy
sweeps you off your feet?
β
I read on Wikipedia
β
sometimes these Indian guys
come down the aisle on a horse!
β
It's not my wedding day. It's just lunch.
β
Why can't you just leave?
β
- I'm parked around the block.
- You're what?
β
Please go.
That street is permit parking only!
β
You'll get a ticket!
β
- You are worth the $40.
- Please stop calling.
β
I promise I will call you
after lunch is over.
β
This is so unfair.
Do you see what Kamala is doing?
β
I wasn't doing anything.
β
She gets to be on her phone.
How come you're not yelling at her?
β
Don't bother your cousin, sweetie.
She doesn't need any extra pressure.
β
Today's lunch will determine
whether or not she has a happy life.
β
Great. Thank you
for relieving the pressure, Auntie.
β
Come on.
β
Now, as a wife,
it's great to have your own opinions,
β
but remember, sometimes Prashant will
come home from work
β
and just want to watch cricket.
β
Well, I plan to work too.
β
Of course, kanna. I'm a modern man.
β
I know that you'll want to work
until you have children.
β
All sons. Fingers crossed.
β
Remind me again, Aravind Periyappa,
were you ever married?
β
Devi, don't pry
into your uncle's personal life.
β
Oh, Devi, there have been many women
β
who wanted to settle down
with old Aravind,
β
but I'm sort of a lone wolf.
β
Hard to pin down.
β
The problem with being a security expert
is allowing someone to...
β
break into your heart.
β
It's Prashant. I will open the door.
β
Aravind, behind me to my left.
Kamala, to my right.
β
Devi, next to her.
Devi, make sure you favor your left side.
β
Kamala, both your sides are equally good.
β
Come on.
β
Deep breath.
β
Prashant?
β
Hello.
β
Whoa, damn. You're hot.
β
Devi, don't say that to a stranger.
β
I'm sorry I called you hot.
β
It's just, like,
we were expecting an uggo.
β
- Ow.
- No, no, it's okay.
β
Uh, thank you for not thinking
I'm an uggo.
β
Hi, I'm Prashant.
β
Kamala.
β
Oh, Prashant, please, please come in.
β
Welcome, welcome.
Take your shoes off. Uh-huh.
β
- Welcome to out house.
- Wow, it's beautiful.
β
Mm-hmm.
β
Wow. What an amazing grandfather clock.
β
Oh! What, this old thing?
Priceless family heirloom.
β
Um, Kamala, I brought you a small gift.
β
Oh, that's so sweet.
β
Oh, Swarovski crystals.
β
He knows his Indian women.
β
A beaver is kind of
a weird choice, Prashant.
β
No, it's perfect.
β
It's the mascot of Caltech.
β
How thoughtful.
β
It was my college mascot too, at MIT.
β
- After all, the beaver is...
- Nature's engineer.
β
I just googled the price.
Wow, that's valuable.
β
Now you really need
a home security system.
β
Why don't I put that somewhere safe?
β
- I can take it to your room, Kamala.
- Thank you, Devi.
β
Don't take too long, and don't waste
your time looking for your phone.
β
It's very well hidden.
β
Prashant, you must be hungry.
β
Please come, sit.
β
Steve? Oh, my God!
You scared the crap out of me.
β
You almost made me drop
this expensive-ass beaver!
β
Nature's engineer?
β
Did he give that to her?
β
Yeah, but what are you doing here?
β
I'm rescuing my love
from sexual slavery.
β
It looks like you're just reading
an Indian hair magazine.
β
Shouldn't you like storm down
and get her?
β
I was going to, but I didn't know
how big Prashant was,
β
and also, I'm scared of your mom.
β
Okay. It doesn't seem like
you'll be storming anywhere.
β
You just stay here, and I'll get Kamala.
β
I thought I came to America
for the great education,
β
but I think my favorite part
might be the ice cream.
β
There are so many flavors here.
β
Way more than just pistachio.
β
My favorite part is that traffic
is separated into two directions.
β
It's adorable.
β
That took long enough.
β
Sorry. I was busy trying
to find the perfect spot
β
for the crystal beaver in Kamala's room.
β
In fact, I think she should check out
where I put it.
β
- No, that's okay. I trust you.
- You shouldn't.
β
You should really see the beaver
for yourself.
β
You're never gonna believe
where it ended up.
β
A shelf? A table?
β
- Now I'm curious. Can I go see?
- No!
β
Kamala should be alone
with the crystal beaver
β
and figure out what the future holds
for the two of them.
β
Okay. I guess I'll go look.
β
So, Uncle, you're a security system...
β
What are you up to?
β
I thought we said no Devi nonsense.
β
In the south San Jose area.
β
Nalini, please calm down.
β
I will not calm down when this child
insists on being such a headache to me!
β
Oh, my God. Dad!
β
Devi is not a headache.
β
The concert starts in 30 minutes.
β
So let's stop yelling at each other
and look for the sheet music together,
β
and when we come home later,
I will fix this.
β
Kanna, please go upstairs and check again.
β
Upstairs!
β
Yeah, yeah. Take your time going up!
β
Okay, keep it together, Devi.
β
You don't need to go back there.
Stay in the present.
β
I'm sure whatever your Uncle Aravind
is saying is really interesting.
β
Focus.
β
What people don't realize
β
is that most home burglaries
happen during the daytime.
β
That's why I recommend clients live
as far north on their blocks as possible
β
where days are shorter.
β
- Hello, Kamala.
- Oh, my God. Steve?
β
Why are you here?
β
Because you shouldn't be bought and sold
by your family like a prized calf.
β
That's not what's happening here,
and that also feels a little racial.
β
I want a chance to make my offer.
β
Let me start by saying
I don't have a ring.
β
No, no, no. Get up.
β
I don't want to marry you.
β
But you want to marry
that stranger downstairs?
β
No, I don't want to marry anyone!
β
Oh, Steve, you're so sweet,
β
and handsome,
and surprisingly good at mini golf,
β
and I appreciate you being
my first boyfriend, but...
β
Oh, no.
β
Did I just talk you into
breaking up with me?
β
Sorry, but I think you did.
β
So, Uncle tells me
you're a dermatologist, Auntie.
β
She is.
We have a lot of doctors in the family.
β
Cousin Manju started
her cardiology residency at 18.
β
Devi, you have some catching up to do.
β
Well, Cousin Manju is also
a 28-year-old virgin.
β
So, I'm good.
β
The day was turning around.
Forget those pesky flashbacks.
β
Devi had reined in her brain
and was being charming as hell.
β
So, Devi, what are you into?
β
Oh, this young lady
is a very talented musician.
β
Devi, why don't you play something
on your harp?
β
Devi. Hello?
β
Don't leave us music lovers waiting.
β
Devi is, uh, actually taking
a little break from the harp right now.
β
Kanna, why don't you
just help me clear the table?
β
I don't know about you,
β
but now all I can think about
is hearing some harp.
β
What's wrong with you?
You're acting so strange.
β
I'm fine.
I think I'm having low blood sugar.
β
I don't see how. You ate five samosas.
β
I'm sorry.
I'm just under a lot of stress right now.
β
How are your legs? Can you feel this?
β
- Yes, and it hurts! Stop pinching me.
- Okay.
β
My legs are fine. Everything's fine.
β
Okay. Good, good.
β
I just don't want Prashant
to tell his family that we're weird.
β
Okay, look. You go back in there.
You talk to him.
β
I'm gonna go see
what's taking Kamala so long.
β
No, Mom, wait!
β
No, it's not because you're bad at sex.
β
Oh, God.
β
Kamala, what is your boyfriend doing here
when your future husband is here?
β
- How did you know that I had a boyfriend?
- It's pretty obvious.
β
All the sneaking around,
all the whispered phone calls.
β
I also saw him fall off the roof
a couple of mornings ago.
β
I'm so sorry, Kamala. I tried to stop her,
β
but she shot up here
like a frigging panther.
β
I have let you down, Auntie.
β
You welcomed me into your home,
and I've been lying to you.
β
Devi felt bad for her cousin.
β
She knew the storm that was
about to be unleashed on her.
β
This was gonna be a bloodbath.
β
It's okay. I understand.
β
Huh? You understand?
β
You have literally never said that
to me before.
β
Devi, please.
β
All I'm saying is
β
I know there are some real hunks
on the Caltech campus.
β
I've watched Big Bang Theory.
β
So you're not mad?
β
Of course not.
β
What the hell is going on here?
β
Look, no one is forcing you
to do anything.
β
All a family can do is just point you
in the right direction.
β
- What if I'm the right direction?
- You're not.
β
Okay, we need to get him out of here
before Prashant or Aravind see him.
β
Uh, he can go back out the window.
β
No, no, he can't. It's too risky.
β
Aravind might just hear him
clomping around on the roof.
β
Then he'll have to go out the front door,
β
but we'll need a distraction.
β
Devi?
β
Yeah, I can do that.
β
Get up.
β
Prashant, I noticed that you carry
your cell phone in your front pocket.
β
Is that because you do not wish
to have any children?
β
Hi. Would either of you care
to have your chai in the living room?
β
Oh, God, yes.
β
Uh, no, thank you. I prefer to lift my tea
from dining table level.
β
But wouldn't rather sit
in a more comfortable seat?
β
No.
β
Okay.
β
Um...
β
What if I played my harp for you?
β
Really? How wonderful!
β
Sorry. It's been a minute.
β
I just need to tune this thing.
β
It's fine. Take your time.
β
Are you okay, Devi?
β
You don't have to play
if you don't want to.
β
Maybe we should wait
until Kamala and Nalini come back.
β
What's taking them so long?
β
No, it's fine. I'm ready.
β
Kanna, look what I got you. It's a harp.
β
Harp? I wanted a guitar.
β
No, you don't. Come here.
β
Any idiot can play the guitar.
It only has six strings.
β
How many strings do you see here?
β
- A million.
- Exactly.
β
See, this is an instrument
for a real musician.
β
You're far too special
for a stupid guitar.
β
Prodigy.
β
Hey, this is kind of
a breakthrough.
β
Devi is playing the harp again?
β
Maybe she's all better now.
β
Shall we go?
β
Goodbye, Steve.
β
I'm sorry if I've hurt you.
β
You did.
β
Is Devi home?
β
How wonderful! You're very talented, Devi.
β
Prashant, we should set her up
with your little brother.
β
Your brother Arun, not the one
who works at Massage Envy.
β
Hello, everyone.
β
Here is Kamala.
β
I'm just gonna steal Devi for a second.
β
Did you get rid of Steve?
How hard did he cry?
β
Paxton?
β
There are more boys
coming and going in this house
β
than the GameStop at the mall.
β
Look, I can go. It seems like a bad time.
β
- You just weren't responding to texts.
- Don't go, Paxton.
β
You haven't returned Devi back her dress
that she took off in your car.
β
Okay, I did take off my dress
and leave it in his car,
β
- but not in the way you think I did.
- Don't even try.
β
I cannot believe you
because you keep lying to me.
β
She's telling the truth, Dr. Vishwakumar.
She fell in the pool at the party,
β
so I gave her a change of clothes.
β
- A party?
- Oh, shit.
β
Thank you so much, Paxton,
for clearing that up.
β
So, not only did you disobey me
by going to this party last night,
β
you were so sober, you fell into the pool,
β
and then did God knows what
with this boy in his car.
β
All we did was kiss.
β
You what?
β
Paxton,
these are very unforced errors.
β
Oh, Devi, this is just terrific.
β
Great decision making.
β
Why don't you just
let this idiot knock you up?
β
Maybe Princeton will allow you
to raise a little baby in your dorm room.
β
He's not an idiot.
β
Oh, I'm sorry. Is he an honors student?
I had no idea. My apologies, Paxton.
β
Even though Nalini
was talking out of frustration
β
more than anything else,
β
Paxton was stung by these little digs
at his intelligence.
β
- I'm gonna go.
- Mmm.
β
You must have a very busy day
returning dresses to other smart girls
β
whose futures you're trying to ruin.
β
Mom, stop.
β
What was that?
β
I barely did anything.
β
I kissed one boy one time.
β
Meanwhile, the guy
Kamala's having sex with
β
just broke into our house,
and you don't even care.
β
Well, I'll say it again. I'm not surprised
someone has broken into this house.
β
This seems like
a very private conversation.
β
Prashant...
β
I am so sorry.
β
I was seeing someone,
β
and he did kind of
just break into the house.
β
Was it the guys who was climbing
the tree outside when I arrived?
β
I thought he was the landscaper.
β
Yes, that was Steve.
β
So this was all a waste of time?
β
Wow. I feel like I'm being pranked.
β
No. No, I would never prank you.
β
I hate pranks.
β
I don't understand why America has
a national holiday to celebrate them.
β
I agree. April Fools' is way scarier
than Halloween.
β
Look, Prashant,
I am so sorry this happened,
β
but I promise you
I'm not with Steve anymore.
β
But also... I don't think I'm ready
to get engaged today.
β
Well, that is very clear.
β
That doesn't mean I won't ever be.
β
This all just feels so strange
at the moment.
β
I know. It's weird for me too.
β
To be honest, I'm actually relieved
β
you aren't some Goody Two-shoes
who does everything you're told.
β
It makes you more interesting.
β
- You think so?
- Definitely.
β
Every other Indian girl
I've been set up with
β
has tried to act like my mother.
β
Yes. What is that about?
β
I don't know, but I'm certainly not trying
to go to bed with my mother every night.
β
I know you just had another man
climbing on you roof,
β
so maybe I'm an idiot for saying this,
but I can't help it.
β
I kinda like you.
β
I kinda like you too.
β
And your family is very...
β
entertaining.
β
What if we just kept this between us?
β
Took things slow.
Just got to know each other.
β
Are you saying you don't want
my uncle around every time we talk?
β
I'd prefer if he were not.
β
I would too.
β
Two secret boyfriends
have entered this house
β
during a lunch
to decide this family's future.
β
What is it when I'm not here?
Three secret boyfriends?
β
This household is out of control!
β
It's not out of control.
β
I'd argue it's too under control.
β
Devi, do not talk back to your uncle.
β
The lack of discipline and respect here
is astounding to me.
β
When you return to India,
this behavior will be put to bed!
β
We're going to India?
β
Can't we vacation in Aspen
like Ben's family?
β
It's the playground
of the rich and famous.
β
You're not just going on vacation
to India, young lady.
β
Mom, what is he talking about?
β
Sweetheart, your uncle and I have been
talking for the past month or so
β
about how hard it's been for us here,
especially with family being so far away...
β
Oh, my God. You want us to move to India?
β
I...
β
I think it would be better for us.
β
- I need to go to my room.
- Devi...
β
Aravind.
β
- Devi, listen to me.
- No, I don't want to.
β
Look, I'll know it'll be a big change,
but I think we need it.
β
Look, I feel like a stranger here,
and I don't have a support system,
β
and frankly, without your father around,
I just...
β
I just feel like I'm really struggling
to raise you.
β
You are too easy on her.
β
No, I'm not.
I have a different approach.
β
Okay, great. Then why don't you raise her?
β
Because I give up. I am done.
She's too headstrong and doesn't listen.
β
Whoever this child is,
I am through with her!
β
- Nalini...
- No, that's your child.
β
She's no daughter of mine.
β
I understand you're struggling
to raise me.
β
You're struggling to raise me
'cause you don't like me.
β
What? Don't like you? That's not true.
β
I heard what you said the night Dad died.
β
You said I wasn't your daughter.
β
I know I'm just a burden to you.
β
So you can go to India alone.
β
Or maybe take Kamala with you.
β
She's the daughter you actually wanted.
β
Devi, that's not fair.
β
What's not fair
β
is that I lost the only parent
that actually cared about me.
β
I wish you were the one
that died that night.
β
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